Two gentlemen and a dartboard Man: ""Hey. Guy."" Guy: ""Yeah Man?"" Man: ""Can I bum a cig?"" Guy: ""Sure Man, I'll give you one of my cigarettes if you can get a bullseye on that dartboard over there."" Man: ""Might as well give it a shot."" *man throws dart at dartboard and misses the bullseye by less than half an inch* Man: ""How's that?"" Guy: ""Close, but no cigar.""