Teacher: “What did the frog order at McDonald's?” Pupil: “French flies and a diet Croak!”

I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing

Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from "he's a dog" to a 70

[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]