A Kentucky Fried Chicken lobbyist meets with the Pope. He offers a donation of ten million dollars to the church if the Pope agrees to change the words in the Lordās Prayer from āgive us this day our daily breadā to āgive us this day our daily chickenā The Pope apologizes and says he is not interested. ā100 million dollarsā, says the KFC rep. Again the Pope shakes his head and explains that these words are sacred. āOne billion dollars. This is our final offer.ā After some consideration of the sum of the donation that the church is about to receive, the Pope reluctantly agrees to the deal. He then returned to the Vatican and called a meeting of all the Cardinals. āI have good news and bad news,ā the Pontiff said. āThe good news is, I have managed to secure a donation of one billion dollars to our church. The bad news is, weāve lost the Wonder Bread account.ā