A blind man goes sky-diving. A man, legally blind from birth decided that he wanted to live it up; to get out in the world and do things he'd always wanted to do, despite his disability. He'd start, he figured, with sky-diving; something he'd always been curious about. So he signs up for a tandem dive, gets a proper orientation, goes up in the plane and jumps. The dive goes great; no complications during the descent and a safe landing, where a reporter is waiting to interview the man after a see…

I will be doing some themed jokes from now on. Theme 1: Business A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, ""What do you have for collateral? "" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elephant and says, ""I don't know. I'm going to have to ask Mr. Larson, the bank manager to approve this. "" He goes into Mr. Larson's office and …

Apparently my coworker has lived a very sheltered life. He comes up to me while I'm eating lunch and asks ""Say, what is that you're eating out of??"" ""What, my thermos?"" ""Yeah! How does that work?"" ""Uhh, it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold."" ""Wow! I oughta get me one of those!"" And he just walks away. I didn't give it much thought until he shows up to my desk today, fuming mad ""It didn't work like you said it would!"" He shoves his open thermos in my face and inside is s…

A guy shows up at the Pearly Gates [Long] Saint Peter welcomes him and says, ""Welcome! Before I let you into heaven, I'd like to look over your life actions to see if you were a good person."" The guy agrees and Peter opens his book. Saint Peter looks very concerned one moment, then very confused the next moment, and eventually the guy asks if there's a problem. ""Well, I'm troubled that I can't find one single good deed you've done in your whole life. That doesn't help you out. But I'm confuse…