Guy May Jokes

Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?

A guy calls KFC Guy: Hello KFC: This is KFC Guy: Is chicken available? KFC: Yes. Guy: May I speak to chicken? **This is actually based on an Indonesian comedian's video he posted on instagrma in which he called KFC as a prank.