Josephs Jokes

A pastor tells his congregation how ""The Bible touches on all subjects. Even PMS,"" he says... ""See, right here in Luke, chapter 2 it says 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."" Edit: a word

This Clever Elderly Woman Calls The Hospital Read. A friend of mine just share this joke. Here's a little something to put a smile on your face: An elderly lady calls the hospital to check on a patient. What she ends up doing is as brilliant as it is funny! A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, ""Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"" The operator said, ""I can, what's the name and room number?"" The old lady in her weak voice…

A village of glass houses... There once was a village in the middle of a vast open field. The village had survived for centuries based on their tradition and culture. This consisted of specific dances and celebrations, body paint, and the most noticeable and apparent: the use of glass buildings and structures. The people who lived in the village believed in complete and utter honesty. Therefore, telling a lie was punishable by death, and nothing could be hidden from anyone. Everything was out in…

Two Jews walking down the street Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door. **CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM GET $50!** "$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!" "Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real." Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside. Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes ou…

Elephants never forget One day in 1981, a man by the name of Joseph Weston was hiking in Kenya after graduating from Tulsa Junior College. As he was hiking, he noticed an elephant in the distance that had its foot hovering in the air. Not wanting to startle the creature, Joseph slowly made his way toward the elephant. When he got close to the elephant, he noticed a large splinter of wood sticking out from the elephant's foot. Acting carefully, Joseph removed the splinter with his knife. After …

Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.""

Two Jews walking down the street Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.

Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked? Because Jesus WEPt.

Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt "