I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced

Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner... .... Luke scans the menu and sees his favorite egg fried rice so he say to R2-D2 ""Oh I'm definitely ordering that!"" Sure enough when the waiter comes along he orders the egg fried rice and a few other side dishes. Now Luke is absolutely starving, so as soon as his meal arrives he picks up the chopsticks laid out on the table and digs straight in... sure enough it's as delicious as he hoped. But not being a chopstick pro, Luke ha…

A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day, A priest is giving a young nun a lift home from church one day, and as he's shifting gears, he rests his hand on the nun's knee. The young nun looks up at the priest and says, "Father, remember Luke 14:10." The priest withdraws his hand, embarrassed. Next time they stop at a light, he places his hand a little higher up on her thigh, again the nun says, "Remember Luke 14:10, Father." The priest apologizes. "The flesh is weak," he…

Did you know PMS is mentioned in the Bible? ""...and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem.""