Dr Cohen Jokes

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital. She timidly asked, ""Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"" The operator said ""I'll be glad to help, Dear. What's the name and room number?"" The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, ""Holly Finkel, room 302."" The Operator replied, ""Let me check. Oh, good news. Her records say that Holly is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, D…

This Clever Elderly Woman Calls The Hospital Read. A friend of mine just share this joke. Here's a little something to put a smile on your face: An elderly lady calls the hospital to check on a patient. What she ends up doing is as brilliant as it is funny! A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, ""Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"" The operator said, ""I can, what's the name and room number?"" The old lady in her weak voice…

Norma Findlay A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, ""Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"" The operator said, ""I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"" The old lady in her weak, tremulous voice said, ""Norma Findlay, Room 302."" The operator replied, ""Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."" After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone a…

No one tells me shit A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, ""Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"" The operator said,""I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"" The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said,""Norma Findlay, Room 302."" The operator replied, ""Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."" After a few minutes, the operator returned to …

Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital . . . . ""Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting worse."" The voice on the other end said, ""What is the patient's name and room number?"" ""Sarah Finkel, room 302."" ""I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . ."" ""3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?"" ""I'd like…