Anyone who has ever had a loved one in the hospital will enjoy this: A woman called a local hospital . . . . ""Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected or getting worse."" The voice on the other end said, ""What is the patient's name and room number?"" ""Sarah Finkel, room 302."" ""I'll connect you with the nursing station . . . ."" ""3-A Nursing Station. How can I help you?"" ""I'd like…