Hitler Jokes

My joke was removed for comparing Trump to Hitler Apparently it's against the rules to make personal attacks on someone even after they've been dead for over 70 years.

Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler

What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill

So I was applying for Art school... I made sure to remind them what happened when Hitler wasn't accepted to art school.

Actual joke told during WW II according to comedian & historian David Schneider A Jew is walking along a farm road and Hitler comes along driving a car. He sees the Jew and points a gun at him

Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan

Why did Hitler and Mussolini get into a footrace? They wanted to see who was the fascist.

Best Hitler Joke That I've Heard Me: ""Hitler Killed 5 million Jews and a Penguin."

Hitler says... ""I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"

Grammer Nazi ""Sir we are mining too many useless minerals"" (hitler scratches his chin in contemplation) “Mine less then.” (grammar nazi barges in) “mine FEWER” (hitler turns to the man) “Yes? What do you need?”

Hitler was not very athletic. He never finished a race.

Why did Hitler cross the street? To get to the GENO-SIDE!

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Bolt can finish a race.

Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler.

Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race.

Hitler walks into a bar. The owner

I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room..

A man walks into a bar A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler. He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions

How does Hitler tie his shoes? In little knotsies

Hitler Mussolini and Stalin are all sitting in a restaurant discussing their plans for World War 3.

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can actually finish a race

Hitler dies and God calls him After Hitler dies

Why does everyone hate Hitler? The man was a hero... After all he did kill Hitler

Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers?

What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas.