Hitler Jokes

Using chemicals to remove polish is fine... But use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're suddenly Hitler!

At a Nazi mine a worker calls out to Hitler

So I told Hitler about 9/11 I told him about the carnage and the aftermath

What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator.

What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy After all he did kill Hitler. Then again... He killed the guy who killed Hitler.

Hitler dies and goes to hell... As he arrives

People compare Trump and hitler all the time but there is one major difference.

Difference between me and hitler At least Hitler knew when to kill himself

What do hitler and a boston marathon runner have in common The inability to finish a race

What’s the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can actually finish a race.

Hey how does Hitler ties his shoes?

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like... Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6

How much energy did Hitler use during his reign? 6 million killajews

Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill.

Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time

Ya gotta give Hitler credit for one thing... He killed Hitler.

So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him

Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Phelps can finish a race

You know Hitler must have been a pretty great artist.

An old Hitler joke Some time ago

Why did Hitler blows his brains out?... Because he saw his gas bill.

Use chemicals to remove polish and no one cares.. But use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler.