A man is in court, asking to legally change his name... The judge asks him why he desires the name change. ""My name is Dungly Santorum"" he says ""Oh....well, that's understandable. What would you like to change it to?"" ""Dungly Hitler"".

So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him, ""Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"" Hitler replies, ""Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."" With a contorted face the Judge asks, ""Why would you kill a clown?"" Hitler says, ""See--nobody cares about the Jews.""

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."