So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him, ""Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"" Hitler replies, ""Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."" With a contorted face the Judge asks, ""Why would you kill a clown?"" Hitler says, ""See--nobody cares about the Jews.""

So they've finally got Hitler in court.. And the Judge says to him

Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.

Fired from my court room sketch artist job, for putting thought bubbles on people's heads saying "The court room sketch artist is so hunky."