Hitler Jokes

What does Hitler drink with his breakfast? Milk because he doesn't like juice

What's the difference between jake paul and hitler Hitler knew when to commit suicide

What is the difference between Ajit Pai and Hitler? Hitler was doing what he thought was best for his country.

Hitler Pol pot and George W Bush were...

How did baby Hitler tie his little shoesies? In little knotsies!

At one point in World War II Hitler actually couldn’t find his moustache

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt finishes the race

Hitler goes to France As he reaches the immigration desk

An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Hitler statue. The Jew spits on the statue.

What do Hitler and EA have in common? *You are missing the Punchline Pack. Please purchase the Reddit Season Pass to reveal missing content*

Why did hitler kill himself? He received his gas bill

Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her "On what day will I die?""

Trump is nothing like Hitler There's no way he could write a book.

Everybody is saying Harvey Weinstein is the worst person in history but I think they're forgetting that Hitler is the worst person in history

Hitler walked in to a bar... The bartenders says ""whoa

Jesus fed a 100 people bread Hitler made 6 million jews toast

Girls use chemicals to remove polish on a daily and no one bats an eye... But when Hitler does it everyone loses their mind

Why shouldn't you trust Hitler with a grill? He always burns the Franks.

What's the difference between Hitler and Jake Paul? Hitler knew when to kill himself

What is the difference between hitler and Usain bolt? (Dark joke) Usain bolt can finish a race

Why did hitler kill himself? He got his gas bill.

So Hitler decides to go see a psychic... ...and the psychic tells him that he will die on the day of a Jewish holiday. Hitler

Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind

It's a well-known fact that Hitler... It's a well-known fact that Hitler often consulted astrologists and people involved in the occult to get direction while Germany fought in World War II.

Hitler is in his Bunker One day