A man walks into a bar... (No offense jewish people) and sees another man sitting down having a drink that looks exactly like Adolf Hitler. The man goes and sits down at the bar next to the fellow that looks like Hitler and asks, ""Are you Hitler?"" The man replies, ""Yes! I am Adolf Hitler! I am the man that killed six million jews and one canadian."" ""Why did you kill one canadian?"" the man asks. ""See, nobody cares about the jews."" Hitler replies. Edit: Spelling...