Hitler Jokes

How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews.

What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch.

Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone.

Why did hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill

Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks

What do you call Hitler underwater? Adolfin.

What did Hitler Drink for breakfast? Jews.

What did Hitler say when the barber shaved his head? Mine hair!!

Did you know in judaism there is no hell? Hitler changed that

How do you make Hitler kill himself? Give him his gas bill.

why didn't Hitler pass algebra? He didn't know the final solution.

Why did Hitler prefer apples to oranges? He didn't like the juice.

Where was Hitler sitting? Third from the Reich

Why should you never tell jokes about Hitler? Because your friends might Nazi (not see) the humor.

What is the difference between Jesus and Hitler? Jesus fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish... Hitler made 6 million Jews toast...

For my SysAdmins and DBA's: Why did Hitler secretly want to work on MySQL? .. just so he could rewrite my.cnf

What' the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race

What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!

Why didn't Hitler ever order the French Dip sandwich when he went out to eat? Because he hated au jus.

Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution.

Whos the best jewish cook? Hitler.......

Did you hear about the prank these guys pulled on Hitler? When Hitler found out, he was führer-ious.

Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled.

How did Hitler lose the race? He didn't reich the finish line.

Why didn't Hitler talk to Jews? He had Auschwitzim