Hitler Jokes

Did you hear about the scarf that Eva Braun knitted for Hitler? He said it was kampfy and that he reiched it a lot, but that it could have used fuhrer stitches.

Why did Hitler move from Germany to Westeros in full support of the Starks? Because he saw real hope for an Aryan nation.

What's the difference between Hitler and Donald Trump? One made a killer microwave.

What's worse than an adult? An adult Hitler.

Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got the gas bill

Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could

How does Hitler give directions? He says "take the Third Reich".

What was the favorite chicken dish of Hitler? The SwasTikka

Did you know that Hitler made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton.

How did Hitler sneeze? "A jew!"

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors

What's the difference between a gay guy and Hitler? About 45 degrees

What did Hitler say when he ran out of soap? Man, I'd kill 5 million Jews for some soap right about now.

What's the difference between acetone and Hitler? One is used to remove the polish, and the other is used to remove the Polish.

Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming

What's a similarity between Hitler and Gordon Ramsey? They both know how to use an oven.

Why did Hitler get hit in the face with a baseball? Because he did Nazi it coming.

The one good thing about Hitler? He killed Hitler.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler? Hitler had a plan.

you know how Hitler used to tie his shoes? In little nazis

What did the reporter say to the Jew when a Mexican yelled: "Heil Hitler"? Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that Juan coming.

Why was Hitler so mean? Because he was a sauerkraut.

What does Hitler call a stomach ache? Mein Cramps

What month does Hitler hate the most? July

Whats the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race