Hitler Jokes

What soft drink did Hitler ban during WWII? Mountain Jew.

What was a positive accomplishments made by the Nazi party? The leader killed Hitler OP:

What would have Hitler been if he was blind? A notsee

How did Hitler react to the fall of Berlin? He did Nazi-it coming.

Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks.

What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once.

How would Hitler conquer African countries? Guerrilla warfare

Remember when? Remember when the worst thing about Volkswagen was that they made cars for Hitler?

If straight people use Tinder, what do Germans use? Hitler

Why did Hitler like blind people? Because they can not see.

Why did Hitler like his Adidas's? They were made by his distant relative.

How tall was Hitler? This tall.

What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race.

Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech

Why is the son of Josip Tito and Adolph Hitler no fun at parties? Because he's a Tito-Hitler. Get it... Teetotaler.. When you say it out loud.. It sounds like... teetotaler... don't hate me

What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian.

Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice.

Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution.

How old was the kid that dressed up like Hitler? Nine

Why did Hitler go to Sea World? To see Adolphin!

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston bombers? Only one of those could stop a race.

Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps.

What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven.

Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them.

What did Hitler ask the Jewish boy who was playing with an ashtray? Who are you looking for?