Hitler Jokes

Why couldn't Hitler fly a plane? Because he could Nazi very well.

Why did Hitler cover his eyes? So he could Nazi.

This morning I ran into Hitler. I was very surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race.

When did Hitler let his dog eat his homework? When it was Jew.

Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!

How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little knotsies.

What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi.

How are Harambe and Hitler similar? Both of them died.

When do you know a kid has grown up? The day the kid learns what Hitler had done in history class.

What did Hitler say to his annoying friend? Leave me alone! I'm trying to

Why did nobody want to be around Hitler? Because he was very gassy.

What’s the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Phelps can finish a race.

Why isn't Hitler invited to any barbecues? Because he always burns the franks.

How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill.

Why did Hitler take Xanax? Oops. Wrong name...

Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies.

why did hitler commit suicide? Because he saw the gas bill (Thanks nofx)

What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover

Who did Hitler rule Nazi Germany with? His Reich hand man

What does Hitler do to his one-night stands? Blitz it and quit it.

Why did Hitler need glasses? He could NAZI

Why isn't Hitler allowed on the grill? He burnt all the franks.

In hell, Why is Hitler buried up to his eyeballs in shit, but Stalin is only buried to his nose? Because Stalin in standing on Lennins shoulders. From a Russian friend.

Did you know Hitler was blinded in WW1? That's when he became a not-see