[time travels to 1941 Berlin to kill Hitler] Damn I should've learned German [looks down at American flag bodysuit] This was also a bad idea

Some historic anti-Nazi jokes from Germany Hey there. I thought, I'll take the time and translate you some of the so-called ""Flusterwitze""(whisper jokes) from nazi Germany. * The old code of law seems to complicated, so it has to be changed. From now on, there are only three laws: 1. If you do something, or fail to do something, you are punished. 2. The penalty is determined by the peoples emotion*. 3.What the peoples emotions is dictated by the Gauleiter(governor). (1934/35) (original: ""gesu…

What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag.

Hitler captures 5 Jews In a concentration camp Hitler catches 5 Jews and asks the first one : ~ How many meters high can you jump? ~ 1 meter, he answered as he was trembling. Hitler gives him one loaf of bread and asks the same question to the second Jew. ~ 2 meters...replies the second Jew. Hitler gives two loaves of bread and asks the same question to the third Jew. ~ 3 meters! responds quickly the third Jew. Hitler draws his gun and blows his minds in air. Now the Jews concerned ask …