Why did Hitler break up with his girlfriend? She was a nein out of ten

Being a single man has to be depressing when you think that even a guy like Hitler had a girlfriend.

Me and my Girlfriend just broke up We had different views on history, I wanted to Hitler and she was just Stalin.

Just some jokes about musicians. How do you know the stage at a concert is level? Drool is coming out of both sides of the drummers mouth. What do you call a drummer with no girlfriend? Homeless. What do floutists eat for breakfast? Flute loops. How do you tune three oboeists? Shoot 2 of them. How many flute players does it take to change a light bulb? One, they stand on the ladder holding the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.