How did baby Hitler tie his little shoesies? In little knotsies!

What would you call Hitler if he had a child? A DILF

Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How do you determine a German baby, a Jewish baby, and a Polish baby? You say "Hail Hitler!" The German baby will stand at attention. The Jewish baby will shit itself. And the Polish will play in the shit.