How did baby Hitler tie his little shoesies? In little knotsies!

Favorite joke as a kid. How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How do you determine a German baby, a Jewish baby, and a Polish baby? You say "Hail Hitler!" The German baby will stand at attention. The Jewish baby will shit itself. And the Polish will play in the shit.

How old was the kid that dressed up like Hitler? Nine