Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin

Stalin and Hitler Stalin: Hey Hitler, Wanna Hear a Joke? Hitler: Sure Broh Stalin: Stalingrad Hitler: I Don't Get It Stalin: Exactly

Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books

Did you hear about the time Hitler and Stalin shared an apartment? It turns out that their landlord was the lessor to two evils.