What makes Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus could only feed 5000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish. Hitler made 6

What's the similarity between a dead Hitler and a cat? They both have nein lives.

Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan

My 10 y/o daughter made this joke up on the way to school... What do you get when you cross Hitler with a fish? A-dolphin!