[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE

Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns! Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews.

Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish.""

Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people