Hitlers Jokes

Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a "holiday" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica.

What was Hitler's preferred breast size? Not C's. And off to hell I go.

Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.

Few people talk about Hitler's other known book about war games, Mein Sweeper.

BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. "Hitler's haircut is literally the worst," she writes. "Also he's mean."

I was appalled to learn about Hitler's uprising. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming.

What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white.

What ever happened to Hitler's family? He Adolf Them...

What was Hitler's favorite Yugioh card? Blue Eyes White Person

What is Hitler's least favorite letter? C, in fact he lead an entire group called the ""Not C's""

What's Hitler's favorite part of a golf course? The bunker

What's Hitler's favorite juice? Apple juice, you racist bastards.

What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew

What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999

On Hitler's birthday my company is discounting everything... Everything will be nein percent off. My mother actually came up with this..not sure if I should be concerned.

I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice.

What's Hitler's favorite thing in the ocean? Adolfin! Where does he go to see them? NotSea World

What was Hitler's favorite breakfast cereal? Reich Crispies.

What was Hitler's least favorite pokemon? Pikajew

""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone

An old Hitler joke Some time ago, a medium contacted Hitler's spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what Hitler had to say. ""Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs"". ""Why the two dogs?"" the medium replied. ""See, nobody cares about the Jews!""

What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more.

What's Hitler's favorite music genre? Reich and Roll

Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish.""

What was Hitler's favorite battery? The nein volt