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An old Hitler joke Some time ago, a medium contacted Hitler's spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what Hitler had to say. ""Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs"". ""Why the two dogs?"" the medium replied. ""See, nobody cares about the Jews!""

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Joke ID: 01KKTNFS5K9YJ5HP7M9RKF6PHX

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