An old Hitler joke Some time ago, a medium contacted Hitler's spirit by accident. Out of curiosity, he decided to listen to what Hitler had to say. ""Listen to my words, you little brat: I'm gonna reincarnate someday, and I'm gonna kill six million Jews and two dogs"". ""Why the two dogs?"" the medium replied. ""See, nobody cares about the Jews!""

Stalin bragged that his death camps were better than Hitler's. Hitler responded, ""Jewish.""

What was Hitler's greatest accomplishment? He killed Hitler

Hitler's playing dice with Jews... He explains the rules: ""So, if you roll an odd number, you will be gassed. If you roll an even number, you'll get a special surprise."" The first jew rolls an odd number - gets gassed. The second jew rolls an odd number - gets gassed. The third jew rolls an even number. Hitler says: ""...ok, now to your surprise. You can roll the die again!""