Hitler's platoon
One day before a big battle during WW2 Hitler lined up his men in rows for a speech.
During his speech he got interrupted by a sneeze coming from the crowd of soldiers.
"Who sneezed?!" said Hitler angrily, stopping mid way through his speech.
None of the soldiers from the first row dared to speak up.
"Hans, Shoot!" yelled Hitler as Hans, his right hand man, levelled the first row of men with the ground.
The same thing happened with the secomd row.
Hitler asked who sneezed, n…