Hitler's platoon One day before a big battle during WW2 Hitler lined up his men in rows for a speech. During his speech he got interrupted by a sneeze coming from the crowd of soldiers. "Who sneezed?!" said Hitler angrily, stopping mid way through his speech. None of the soldiers from the first row dared to speak up. "Hans, Shoot!" yelled Hitler as Hans, his right hand man, levelled the first row of men with the ground. The same thing happened with the secomd row. Hitler asked who sneezed, no one spoke up, they got levelled by Hans. Then when it came to the third row Hitler once again asked: "Who sneezed?!" A brave soldier from the third row, scared for the rest of his platoon yelled: "I did it! I sneezed!" "Oh... Well, bless you."