Hillary Clinton Jokes

Hillary Clinton is in the hospital... She is being treated for third degree Berns.

Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa.

Donald Trump Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton ""disgusting"" for taking a bathroom break during the debate. Trump himself never has to go to the bathroom

Hillary Clinton sucks! No she doesn't

The Pope and Hillary Clinton The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.

As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs.

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world... After her talk she offers question time.

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society

Monica Lewinsky has released the following statement on Hillary Clinton's run for the American Presidency: "I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."

Hillary Clinton will potentially be the first f***** president. I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black.

If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush.

So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here.

Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton "disgusting" for taking a bathroom break during the debate. Trump himself never has to go to the bathroom, as the shit just comes straight out of his mouth.   Edit: Thanks to everyone that found this joke funny. To all those I offended: Stop being offended by jokes on the internet ;) MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!   Edit: Spelling

What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman?,"We've both been beaten by a black guy let's not let it happen again.

what's the best part about electing Hillary Clinton? Being able to pay her 33% less

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives?","Bill and Monica ooops I mean Melania!

At first I wondered.. How on earth does Hillary Clinton sleep at night?,"Then I realised - First she on one side then she on the other.

What do Hillary Clinton supporters and Eminem have in common?,"When you tell them that you want to see proof all they can do is tell you about it!

Who wins in a fight?,"Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Does Donald Trump get the media? No. He still wins. When reading thing about the SNL skit about Chicago super fans and Mike Ditka

Why does Hillary Clinton have two Ls in her first name?,"1 for 2008 1 for 2016

Why does Hillary Clinton want to be president? She also wants to get a blow job in the oval office

What did Hillary Clinton say to the battered black woman? We've both been beaten by a black guy, let's not let it happen again.

Why are all of the accountants supporting Hillary Clinton? They want to save 20%.

What did Hillary Clinton say at the last debate? Nothing...because she was in the kitchen where she belongs.