Hillary Clinton collapsed on the street again and had to be rushed to her daughter's apartment for treatment... The attending physician asked, ""Are you still an alcoholic?"" ""No,"" Hillary indignantly replied. ""That's good,"" said the doctor, ""When did you quit?"" She answered, ""Earlier this morning.""

My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton suffered 2nd degree burns on her legs Apparently her pants caught fire. The plastic surgeon she consulted with was surprised when she revealed that she wasn't seeking treatment for her legs, but rather weekly rhinoplasty as her nose grows an average of a half inch a day.

I was asked by my doctor if mental illness ran in the family... I told him ""I have an aunt who wants to vote for Hillary Clinton""