Hillary Clinton collapsed on the street again and had to be rushed to her daughter's apartment for treatment... The attending physician asked, ""Are you still an alcoholic?"" ""No,"" Hillary indignantly replied. ""That's good,"" said the doctor, ""When did you quit?"" She answered, ""Earlier this morning.""

My doctor said I am self destructive That explains why I voted for Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton suffered 2nd degree burns on her legs Apparently her pants caught fire. The plastic surgeon she consulted with was surprised when she revealed that she wasn't seeking treatment for her legs, but rather weekly rhinoplasty as her nose grows an average of a half inch a day.

Oldie but good Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outt hat she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming, ""How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! Well, what haveyou got to say…