Disney Jokes

When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also, I don't want to be cremated.

Obama went on a run and fell in a river. - three young boys pulled him out of the river. Obama said my god, you saved the president of your country. name any one thing you want and you'll have it. - The first boy said he wanted a house for his mother, they'd never had a house. Obama bought it. - The second boy wanted to go to Disney world. Obama made it so. - The third boy asked for a wheelchair. Perplexed, Obama said "Why do you need a wheel chair, you seem to walk fine". - The young…

The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World, except the six foot tall mouse is real.

Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney

[NSFW] I'm so sad, my favorite dating site is shutting down Disney has announced they are shutting down Club Penguin. =(

My favourite Disney film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame I just love a hero with a twisted back story

When I die, I want my remains scattered over Disney World. Also, I don’t want to be cremated.

My favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame. I love a hero with a twisted back story.

Three pregnant women are chatting in a cafe. Heather says, "I got my ultrasound done yesterday. I'm pregnant with triplets!" "I got mine done yesterday too," says Linda. "I'm pregnant with septuplets!" "I think I'll get my ultrasound done next week," says Martha. The three women chat some more. Finally, Heather says, "I got Disney+ last month. The first movie I watched on it was 'The Three Little Pigs'!" "I got Disney+ last month too," says Linda. "The first movie I watched on it was 'Snow …

I just unsubscribed from Disney+ I feel marveless

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection... Except Up.

When I die I want my remains to be scattered throughout Disney world.

Disney now owns Star Wars Marvel

Rick Astley will give you any of his Disney movies except this one. He's never going to give you Up.

Two blondes are going to Disney Land At the turn off

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection apart from one. He's never gonna give you Up.

Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Disney collection except one.

Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up!

A couple driving to Disney World... ...saw signs for the nearby town of Kissimmee. Being unfamiliar with the area

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade

Disney shouldn't have to post warning signs Don't their gators make a ticking sound as they approach?

The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World

I have two requirements in my will.... 1) I want my remains spread out at Disney World

When I die I'd like my remains to be scattered at Disney Land... Also