The Ukrainian government is opening up a tourist attraction in Chernobyl. It will be like Disney World

smh, I bought tickets to Disney on ice & it was just 2 hours of Donald Duck smoking crystal meth

I think we should line up all the presidential candidates and see which one a dog doesn't bark at. That person should become president.

You think Minnie Mouse ever got drunk & decided to bang Goofy after a Disney mixer? -Was the last time my boss asked me for my thoughts