What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out.

Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, "Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"