Mickey Mouse "Doc, my knees hurt!" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney

What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade

Did you hear about the woman banned from Disney World? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming, "Lie to me, Pinocchio! Lie to me!"