Denise Jokes

A man is late to his twin's birth, he gets to the hospital and apologizes to his wife for being late. The wife says, I am sorry, they needed paper work done, I let your brother name the children. The husband somewhat angry and shocked, ""You let my crazy brother Larry name our children, what did he name the girl"". ""Denise"", said the wife. The man repeated it ""Denise..Denise..Denise..Denise is a pretty name what did he name the boy?""....The wife responded....""DaaNephew"".

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident... ...and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."" The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh no, not my brother - he's an idiot!"" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the docto…

An Irish woman is 3 months pregnant... She gets into a car accident and falls into a coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are grand. Luckily your brother named them!"" ""Oh no, not my brother, he's a feckin eejit!"" she says. She asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the doctor says. ""That's not so bad, what's …

A couple of friends are catching up after years apart. ""So I hear you've recently had a baby boy!"" Gushes Edna. ""We did!"" Responds Amy. ""Have you decided on a name yet?"" ""Funny story: with our first, Denise, my husband's brother wanted to name her. The name stuck, so when he asked again, we figured he'd pick another good one."" ""That's adorable! What'd he pick!"" Amy sighed. ""Denephew.""

Twins A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and fell into a coma. When she awoke days later she realized she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, ""Doc, what happened to my baby?!"" The doctor replied, ""Calm down ma'am, you gave birth to healthy twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children for you."" ""Oh, no!"" shrieked the woman. ""Not my brother! He's not r…

Denise and what?! A Jamaican women goes into labour for her expected twins. After delivering a healthy boy and girl she is so exhausted she passes out. Some time later she wakes and asks the nurse to see her children so she can name them. The nurse replied saying that the women's brother had come in and named them. The woman expecting the worse asked what her permanently high brother had named her children. The nurse replied 'well he called the girl Denise' Surprised the woman said 'that's quite…

A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident... A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, ""Doc, what happened to my baby!"" The doctor replied, ""Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother name…

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, ""Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named th…

There was a woman who was pregnant with twins and shortly before they were due she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business and unable to be reached. While in the coma she gave birth to her twins and the only person around to name her children was her brother. When the mother came out of her coma to find she had given birth and that her brother had named the twins she became very worried because he wasn't a very bright guy. She was sure he had named them somethin…

A Pregnant women gets in a car wreck.... ...and fell into a coma. When she awoke a few days later, she noticed that she wasn't carrying a child, and asked the doctor, "Doctor, what happened to my baby!?" The doctor replies, "It's all okay. You gave birth to beautiful twins, a boy and a girl. But we needed someone to name them, so your brother came in and gave them their names." The woman is surprised. "No, not my brother! He's not the smartest guy in the world." "Well ma'am, he named your da…

A man is late to his twin's birth A man is late to his twin's birth, he gets to the hospital and apologizes to his wife for being late. The wife says, I am sorry, they needed paper work done, I let your brother name the children. The husband somewhat angry and shocked, "You let my crazy brother Larry name our children, what did he name the girl". "Denise", said the wife. The man repeated it "Denise..Denise..Denise..Denise is a pretty name what did he name the boy?"....The wife responded...."Daa…

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a coma... 6 months later she awakes and she asks her doctor about her babies. And he replies "Oh you had happy healthy twins. One boy, and one girl. Luckily your brother was here to name then" "Oh god no" says the woman "my brothers an idiot. What are their names" "The girls name is denise" says the doctor "Oh thats not to bad, and the boy?" "Denephew"

A pregnant woman is in labor A pregnant woman goes into labor and is rushed into the hospital. While giving birth, she passes out due to the pain. When she wakes up the doctor tells her congrats on her twins. But since she was out cold and they needed to put names on the birth certificates, they had her brother name them. At this news, the woman is visibly upset. Nooo, she says; my brother is retarded. You can't let him name them. Tough luck says the doctor. Its already done. Heres your daugh…

A woman pregnant with twins goes into labor unexpectedly. Her brother drove her to the hospital, since her husband was away on business. It was a very risky delivery, and the doctors had to put her under during the procedure. The woman woke up and immediately asked, "Are my babies okay?" The nurse on call said reassuringly, "Oh yes, your children were born healthy, a boy and a girl. However -- your brother had to name them because we needed to get the birth certificates filled out." Nervous…

A woman is pregnant with twins. A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought of her brother supervising her newborns. "What did he name them?" She asks anxiously. "He named the girl Denise", the doctor says. That's not too bad, she thought, relieved. "What did he name my son?" "Den…

A pregnant woman falls into a coma.. A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don't worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name them? Doctor: Denise Woman: That's not too bad. What about the boy? Doctor: Denephew

A pregnant woman A pregnant woman from Washington D.C., gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins: a boy and a girl! Your brother from Maryland came in and named them" The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother! He's an idiot!" She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?" "Denise." replied the docto…

A woman gives birth to twins and then goes into a coma When she wakes up, she realises that she is yet to name her child. Doctor: Oh, don't worry about that miss. Your brother was here while you were unconscious. He named your children. Mother: What!? My brother is a complete idiot! Oh God, what did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise Mother: Oh, I guess that's not too bad. What a relief. And what did he name my son? Doctor: ....Denephew

A pregnant woman got in a car wreck and went into a coma. While in the coma, she gave birth to twins. 4 months later she woke up asking where her kids were. The nurse informed her she had given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and her brother has been taking care of them. The woman said "Oh no, not my idiot brother. What did he name my daughter?" "Denise" the nurse said. "Oh, that's not bad. What about the boy" The nurse replied "Da-nephew"

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma... ...After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them, if you don't mind me saying he does seem a bit of a redneck!" The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's n…

A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident A pregnant woman from Virginia was involved in a car accident and, while in the hospital, she fell into a coma. When she awoke days later, the woman noticed that she was no longer carrying a child, and asked, "Doc, what happened to my baby!" The doctor replied, "Ma'am, you've had twins! You're the proud mother of a handsome baby boy and a beautiful baby girl. Also, you should know that while you were in a coma, your brother named the children fo…

A woman gives birth to a girl and a boy but falls into a coma for a few months. After she wakes up the doctor says "stay calm. You fell into a coma after having twins. Your brother came to pick them up and even name them." The mother is worried "Oh no my Brother is terrible with names!" The doctor says "He named the girl Denise" The mother looks relieved "well that's not so bad. What did he name the boy?" "Denephew"

A pregnant woman goes into a coma A pregnant woman goes into a coma moments after she gives birth to twins, one boy and one girl. When she finally wakes up several days later, she cries out frantically to see her children. The doctors come to her, and the first thing she asks is "How are my children?" "Fine" says the doctor, "your brother named them". She thinks to herself, "Oh no!" "My brother's an idiot" and she asks the doctor "What did he name them?" The doctor says "He named the girl …

A pregnant woman falls in to a coma A 6 month pregnant woman falls in to a deep coma, 4 months later she wakes up and asks about her baby. Doctor: Don’t worry, you had twins, a boy and a girl, your brother has been looking after them and named them for you Woman: oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot, no doubt he gave them stupid names! What did he name them? Doctor: Denise Woman: That’s not too bad…what’s the boys name? Doctor: Denephew

Naming twins can be rough. My neighbor had twin boys and he named them: Pete and Repete My niece let me name her boy and girl twins; so I selected: Denise and Denephew The famous conductor, Lawrence Welk, named his twin daughters: Anna One Anna Two I called my wife the other day to tell her I'd pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work, but she hung up on me. She's still pissed about letting me name our twins.