An Irish woman is 3 months pregnant... She gets into a car accident and falls into a coma. After nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""You had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are grand. Luckily your brother named them!"" ""Oh no, not my brother, he's a feckin eejit!"" she says. She asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the doctor says. ""That's not so bad, what's the boy's name?"" she asks the doctor. ""Denephew.""