Denise Then Jokes

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident... ...and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."" The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh no, not my brother - he's an idiot!"" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise,"" the docto…