Naming twins can be rough.
My neighbor had twin boys and he named them:
Pete and Repete
My niece let me name her boy and girl twins; so I selected:
Denise and Denephew
The famous conductor, Lawrence Welk, named his twin daughters:
Anna One Anna Two
I called my wife the other day to tell her I'd pick up Fish and Chips on my way home from work, but she hung up on me. She's still pissed about letting me name our twins.