A man is late to his twin's birth A man is late to his twin's birth, he gets to the hospital and apologizes to his wife for being late. The wife says, I am sorry, they needed paper work done, I let your brother name the children. The husband somewhat angry and shocked, "You let my crazy brother Larry name our children, what did he name the girl". "Denise", said the wife. The man repeated it "Denise..Denise..Denise..Denise is a pretty name what did he name the boy?"....The wife responded...."Daa…

So a woman is about to give birth... On her way to the hospital with her brother, she tells one of the doctors ""I have a medical condition that causes me to pass out if I experience extreme pain."" The doctor replies, ""You'll be fine, don't worry. You'll be at a hospital."" So as she starts to give birth, she passes out. When she comes to, she sees a nurse nearby. ""Nurse, where is my baby?"" ""Oh good, you're awake! The procedure went perfectly. You had twins! A little boy and a little girl."…

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, ""Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named th…

A woman pregnant with twins goes into labor unexpectedly. Her brother drove her to the hospital, since her husband was away on business. It was a very risky delivery, and the doctors had to put her under during the procedure. The woman woke up and immediately asked, "Are my babies okay?" The nurse on call said reassuringly, "Oh yes, your children were born healthy, a boy and a girl. However -- your brother had to name them because we needed to get the birth certificates filled out." Nervous…