Denise Jokes

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a coma 6 month later she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they're both fine. Your brother has named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well that's not so bad I guess. And the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

Broken engagement Friends were surprised when Bob and Denise broke off their engagement, but Bob had a ready explanation: “Would you marry someone who was habitually unfaithful, lied at every turn, and was selfish, lazy, and sarcastic?” “Absolutely not,” remarked his friend. “Well, neither would Denise.”

A woman that was expecting twins starts going into labor a month early She calls her husband, who is out of town on a work trip, to tell him that the babies are coming early. “Honey, everything is going to be okay. I’ll call my brother, Bubba. He can take you to the hospital and stay with you until I get there. I’m headed back now.” The husband calls Bubba. “Shore thing, I can take ‘er,” says Bubba. After frantically changing his flight, checking out of his hotel, and making apologies to eve…

There’s a lady 6 months pregnant with twins in a car crash.. And she goes into a coma. When she wakes up 7 months later, she’s startled and confused. ‘What happened?’ She says to the nurse Nurse goes ‘it’s okay, your safe. You were in a car accident!’ Lady replies ‘what about my babies?’ Nurse, ‘don’t worry, you’re brothers been looking after them. He even named them!’ Lady looks astounded. ‘Him? But he’s an idiot! What did he name them?’ Nurse says ‘for the girl, he called her Denise. ‘…

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Ohh, that’s actually a nice name. What about the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

A Woman gives birth. A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she wakes and asks the doctor about her baby, Doctor says you had twins a boy and a girl, your brother has named them. Oh no he is an idiot! what did he name the girl? "Denise", Oh that's not so bad says the woman, and the boy?. Denephew.

A pregnant women was involved in a car accident. A pregnant women was involved in a car accident and fell into a coma. 9 months later she woke up in the hospital, screaming for her baby? The doctor walks in and congratulates her on having twins, a boy and girl. He informs her that her brother named the children. She interjects and exclaims that her brother is an idiot! Then she asks, the doctor what her brother named the girl? He replies, Denise. Wow she replies to the doctor, that's a nice nam…

A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma. She woke up after 6 months and immediately asked the doctor about her babies. "You had twins - a boy and a girl. They're both fine. Your brother named them", the doctor says. "No...no, no, no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?" "Denise." "Oh, that's actually quite a lovely name! What about the boy?" "DeNephew"

A mother of twins went into labour and passed out. A mother of twins went into labour and passed out. She woke up hours later to find her (not so bright) sister carrying her twins. Nervously the new mother asked her sister whether the children has been named. To which the sister replied yes. The new mother shocked and scared then asked the sister what she named the children to which she replied she named the niece Denise. The mother feeling a little better then asked what she had name the boy t…

Denise and WHAT?! A woman falls into a coma as she is giving birth. When she wakes up a few weeks later

A woman who has just given birth has fallen into a coma. After 7 months the mother finally awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Good news, you had twins! a boy and a girl. They are healthy, luckily your brother named them for you. Mother: Oh no, not my brother! he's so stupid! What did he name my daughter? Doctor: Denise. Mother: well that isn't so bad, and what did he name my son? Doctor: Denephew.

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she wakes up and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a girl and a boy. Fortunately, your brother was there to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well, that isn't so bad. What did he name the boy? Doctor: Denephew.

Denise and WHAT?! A woman falls into a coma as she is giving birth. When she wakes up a few weeks later, the doctor greets her with some news. "Congratulations! You had twins; a boy and a girl. Since you were in a coma, we gave your brother the liberty of naming your children." "What did he name them?" she worriedly asked, "he isn't very bright!" "Your daughter is Denise," replied the doctor. Slightly relieved she says, "That's not so bad! And the boy?" "Danephew."

A lady almost 9 months pregnant falls down some stairs and knocks herself out... When she wakes up, she is in a hospital bed. Doctor: "We had to deliver your fraternal twins while you slept, but they are completely healthy. Also, your brother stopped by and named them for you" New Mother: "My brother named them? But he's an idiot! What are their names?" Doctor: "Well, the little girl is named Denise." New Mother: "Well, that's not so bad. What about my son?" Doctor: "Denephew."

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you." Th…