Dentist switches lamp on: "Now open wide" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: "This has to stop Denise"

A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident... ...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names. The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot. ""What did he name them?"" she asked. ""He named the girl Denise,"" the doctor said. ""Oh, that's a nice name,"" she said in relief. ""What did he name the boy?"…

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

So there was a pregnant lady who got in a car crash... She fell into a coma, but had her babies delivered safely. She wakes up shortly after her babies are delivered. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. Woman: Great! How are they doing. Doctor: They are perfectly healthy. We even let your brother name them. Woman: Oh no! My brother is an idiot! What are their names? Doctor: Your daughter is named Denise. Woman: Oh that's a nice name. What about my son? Doctor: His name is...Denephew.