A woman is pregnant with twins when she gets into a car accident... ...she wakes up in the hospital and the doctor says her twins have already been delivered, a boy and a girl. But since she wasn't around to name them, they had to ask her brother to give them legal names. The woman was worried, because her brother was a bit of an idiot. ""What did he name them?"" she asked. ""He named the girl Denise,"" the doctor said. ""Oh, that's a nice name,"" she said in relief. ""What did he name the boy?"…

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

A pregnant woman got in a car accident and went into a coma. While in the coma, she gave birth to twins. 4 months later, she woke up asking where her kids were. The nurse informed her she had given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and her brother has been taking care of them. The woman said "" Oh no, not my idiot brother, What did he name my daughter?"" "" Denise "" the nurse said. "" Oh, that's not bad. What about the boy? "" The nurse replied "" Da-nephew"". Edit: formatting

A pregnant woman gets into a car accident... ...and falls into a coma. Upon waking, she finds herself in the hospital and is informed by the doctor that she gave birth to twins (1 boy, 1 girl) while in the coma. Her brother was contacted and asked to name the two infants. ""Oh no,"" the woman groans. ""Why him? He's an idiot!"" ""We're sure you'll like the names, ma'am,"" says the doctor. The woman sighs. ""All right, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise."" ""...Oh! That's not so bad after all."" …