Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

A woman passes out after giving birth to twins... She wakes up after two days and panics. ""Where are my babies?!"" she yells. ""Your babies are safe and healthy,"" the nurse says. ""You have been asleep for two days, and the hospital has a policy for naming newborns that says they need to be named within 24 hours of birth."" ""But I was passed out! Can't I name them now?"" ""We had to let your nearest relative, your brother, name them."" The woman freaks out, ""My brother! He's such an idiot!..…

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma... 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well, that isn't so bad. And what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew. Edit: Denise

A woman passes out during delivery When she wakes up, she asks the doctor if her baby is ok. ""Actually, you have twins, and they're just fine. You have a son and a daughter,"" the doctor said ""Oh, that's very nice. I guess I should name them right?"" said the woman. The doctor replied, ""Actually your brother already named them."" ""Oh no, that's not good. My brother is not very smart. What did he name the daughter?"" The woman was now worried. ""Denise."" ""Oh Denise, that's actually a pretty…