A woman passes out after giving birth to twins... She wakes up after two days and panics. ""Where are my babies?!"" she yells. ""Your babies are safe and healthy,"" the nurse says. ""You have been asleep for two days, and the hospital has a policy for naming newborns that says they need to be named within 24 hours of birth."" ""But I was passed out! Can't I name them now?"" ""We had to let your nearest relative, your brother, name them."" The woman freaks out, ""My brother! He's such an idiot!... What did he name them? What did he name my daughter?"" ""Denise."" ""Oh, I love that name! What did he name my baby boy?"" ""Denephew.""