Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, ""Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brothe…

A woman passes out after giving birth to twins... She wakes up after two days and panics. ""Where are my babies?!"" she yells. ""Your babies are safe and healthy,"" the nurse says. ""You have been asleep for two days, and the hospital has a policy for naming newborns that says they need to be named within 24 hours of birth."" ""But I was passed out! Can't I name them now?"" ""We had to let your nearest relative, your brother, name them."" The woman freaks out, ""My brother! He's such an idiot!..…

A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma... 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well, that isn't so bad. And what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew. Edit: Denise

A pregnant woman from Washington D.C., gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, ""Ma'am, you had twins: a boy and a girl! Your brother from Maryland came in and named them"" The woman thinks to herself, ""No, not my brother! He's an idiot!"" She asks the doctor, ""Well, what's the girl's name?"" ""Denise."" replied the doctor. ""Wow that…