A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma... 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Well, that isn't so bad. And what did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew. Edit: Denise